The Writer (who writes!)

Vincent's Tips

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 08:12:00 -0600

Vincent's Tips:

Check out my new blog! I just started it, but soon it shall be able to spice up all your internet abilities!

Get your 8-bit sass on!

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 01:16:49 -0700

Get your 8-bit sass on!:

Command total obedience with this sexy pixel mace on your shirt, sweater, iPhone, or whatever!

Or just show the world that you’re a pretty cool nerd.

Made this random mace for tumblr a while ago, and it got over 200 notes (that’s a lot for me). So I thought, “hey, why not put this on random products and sell it?” Also, I’m broke.

The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 23:13:17 -0700

The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

So, my brother decided to play LoZ - Ocarina of Time again; he’s kind of a douche. Calm down...

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 16:19:28 -0700

So, my brother decided to play LoZ - Ocarina of Time again; he’s kind of a douche.

Calm down there, Navi.

My friend caught some old guys on video outside a bar… Be...

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 08:01:08 -0700

My friend caught some old guys on video outside a bar…

Be nice to your future wives, kids.

Quick little heart.Disappointed about how this came out - oh...

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:27:00 -0700

Quick little heart.
Disappointed about how this came out - oh well.

When your partner ends the conversation without an “I love...

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:50:08 -0700

When your partner ends the conversation without an “I love you.”

What if none of us were alone in fetus stage… What if there were little trainer-gnomes in...

Fri, 04 Jan 2013 02:01:10 -0700

What if none of us were alone in fetus stage…

What if there were little trainer-gnomes in there, forcing us to work out because it gets them off; then, when we were built up, we were free to exit the womb?

What if some babies get out sooner because the mother drank a Redbull, and the baby was given the energy to boost its bench-pressing?

What if, when the gnomes were sufficiently pleased with our muscles, they morphed into our bodies; their penises would still continue to get hard when we work out, however, therefore we have abs when we get jacked!

The conclusion being: abs are just rows of horny gnome’s penises.

I wish I could walk up to Haddaway and say “this is it.”

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 01:35:41 -0700

I wish I could walk up to Haddaway and say “this is it.”

Is it even possible for her sweater to smell this good? This is crazy. God I’m glad I have you

Sat, 15 Dec 2012 02:45:53 -0700

Is it even possible for her sweater to smell this good? This is crazy.

God I’m glad I have you

Any writers/editors out there?Check out my video outlining...

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 21:23:00 -0700

Any writers/editors out there?
Check out my video outlining ClowdCrowd, a site that lets you earn up to $27/hour online while writing or editing!

From my other blog

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 08:01:59 -0700

From my other blog

alittletouchofcreativity: writingvincent: alittletouchofcreativity: I love you so much :) I love...

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 23:03:00 -0700

alittletouchofcreativity:

writingvincent:

alittletouchofcreativity:

I love you so much :)

I love you more ;)

Not this again

.

Give in!

alittletouchofcreativity: I love you so much :) I love you more ;)

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 22:57:05 -0700

alittletouchofcreativity:

I love you so much :)

I love you more ;)

Lost Chances for Memories

Tue, 23 Oct 2012 00:04:28 -0600

These images
in my head
burning;
seeping back in
whenever drawn out
Strengthened through
withered photos
Past haunts me
overshadows
present;
hope for tomorrow

You should have been
lying with me
My spot was taken
stolen;
advanced upon
with no choice in the matter
I wept, I waited;
sorrow was only the wait
I thought
but sorrow returns
with the memories lost

Am I a repeat?
Am I compared?
Lie beside a boy before-
does my role fit (future)
man for her?
Thoughts of what
was done hurt less
then thoughts of thoughts shared
and words
given away
Does she have words to give again?
Will her words be mine…
…forevermore?

Which meme are you?

Sun, 30 Sep 2012 20:30:32 -0600

Which meme are you?:

You guys should try out my quiz. I’ll love you forever!

Three Easy Steps for Fitness Motivation

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 19:55:31 -0600

Three Easy Steps for Fitness Motivation:

Check out my article on motivating yourself towards proper fitness!

We all have our secrets

Sat, 08 Sep 2012 01:55:12 -0600

We all have our secrets

This

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 23:50:30 -0600

This

This makes me happy

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 23:48:47 -0600

This makes me happy