The Writer (who writes!)
Check out my new blog! I just started it, but soon it shall be able to spice up all your internet abilities!
Command total obedience with this sexy pixel mace on your shirt, sweater, iPhone, or whatever!
Or just show the world that you’re a pretty cool nerd.
Made this random mace for tumblr a while ago, and it got over 200 notes (that’s a lot for me). So I thought, “hey, why not put this on random products and sell it?” Also, I’m broke.
The greatest scene in all animated movie history.
(via punin10ded)
So, my brother decided to play LoZ - Ocarina of Time again; he’s kind of a douche.
Calm down there, Navi.
My friend caught some old guys on video outside a bar…
Be nice to your future wives, kids.
Quick little heart.
Disappointed about how this came out - oh well.
When your partner ends the conversation without an “I love you.”
What if none of us were alone in fetus stage…
What if there were little trainer-gnomes in there, forcing us to work out because it gets them off; then, when we were built up, we were free to exit the womb?
What if some babies get out sooner because the mother drank a Redbull, and the baby was given the energy to boost its bench-pressing?
What if, when the gnomes were sufficiently pleased with our muscles, they morphed into our bodies; their penises would still continue to get hard when we work out, however, therefore we have abs when we get jacked!
The conclusion being: abs are just rows of horny gnome’s penises.
I wish I could walk up to Haddaway and say “this is it.”
Is it even possible for her sweater to smell this good? This is crazy.
God I’m glad I have you
